10 Sexy Plus Size Costumes

Wow: finally, fellow plus-size ladies, we, too, can be an unimaginative, desperate, sexy…whatever for Halloween. That post fails to list some of the costumes on the shopping site itself, such as Sexy Nurse, Sexy Bedroom Nurse, Sexy Candy Striper Nurse, Sexy WETNURSE (I kid you not), and every other “nurse” variation there exists in the hospitals of the world. (What, no Sexy doctor?! SEXISTS!) Here is the link to the website’s full … offerings… in all their skimpy glory.

I’m gonna go with Naughty Mental Patient (?!) as my personal favorite among these gems. Don’t ignore the Sexy Hogwarts School Girl… Guess they must all be Slytherin. But also note that AGAIN this year, there is no Sexy Ninja. Probably because all ninjas are, by default, sexy, even if they’re wearing actual PANTS and more cloth than you’d see on a premie’s swaddle.